Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,055
![Ireland](http://www.erepublik.net/images/flags_png/S/Ireland.png)
Ronan Donovan
A man offered to sell me a tortoise, but when he told me the price I said, "I'm not shelling out that much!"
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Ronan Donovan
Comments
Terrible!
First!
Fck...lately you keep winning here..i wonder why 😛
lol
You Demon! Give us our Gromley back!
SARUMAN! SARUMAN!
I propose a new rule. ronan cannot participate in the who is first article competition. why ?😁😁pic above😁^
Firsting your article is like bragging about how good you fap.