Poor news - newspaper of Cemba

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Minister of Entertainment - Merry Christmas

3 • 2,589 jour, 06:04 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Just wanted to wish everyone a merry Christmas.

After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed

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Minister of Entertainment - Holiday joke

3 • 2,585 jour, 03:28 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

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Minister of Entertainment - Helisoft

6 • 2,578 jour, 14:37 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position.

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Minister of Entertainment - It's my birthday

14 • 2,571 jour, 07:05 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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It´s my birthday and it is a god day. Here are a couple of short jokes so that you can have a god day too.

Birthday Short Jokes:

Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Forget it once!

Q: What’s the best way to

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Minister of Entertainment - War Boarder

2 • 2,561 jour, 06:17 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic."

"Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."'

"But I made him agree to pay me 20