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Minister of Entertainment - $1 Million in Heaven

2 • 2,546 jour, 05:52 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"

God replied, "$1 million."

Joe asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"

God said, "One million years."

Joe asked for a penny.

God said, "Sure, in a minute."

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Minister of Entertainment - Beer Brothers

2 • 2,530 jour, 07:38 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.

The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I

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Minister of Entertainment - No Backseat

0 • 2,516 jour, 11:02 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.

"No!" yells the blonde.

Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.

"For the last time, no!" says the

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Minister of Entertainment - Quick Shots

2 • 2,503 jour, 06:09 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had."

The bartender asks, " … en savoir plus »

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Minister of Entertainment - One more time – one joke for 25 comments

6 • 2,481 jour, 12:10 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The guy replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."