Minister of Entertainment - It's my birthday

Day 2,571, 07:05 • Published in Denmark Poland • by Cemba

It´s my birthday and it is a god day. Here are a couple of short jokes so that you can have a god day too.


Birthday Short Jokes:

Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Forget it once!

Q: What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
A: Get married on his birthday.

Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!

Q: What is a meaning of a true friend?
A: One who remembers your birthday but not your age!

Q: Why are birthday's good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have them the most, live the longest!


Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.