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Minister of Entertainment - Pharmacist

2 • Día 2,422, 08:32 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to have dinner with her parents and then have sex for the first time together.

The boy is ecstatic, but he is a virgin, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist

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Minister of Entertainment - Hot 'n' Heavy

0 • Día 2,415, 15:08 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy. All of a sudden, the guy takes out his dxxk and places it in her hand. She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room,

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Minister of Entertainment - The Offspring

1 • Día 2,405, 11:34 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in the forest. One day, a sapling grows between them, and each swears that it's not their son. The beech thinks it's a son-of-a-birch, and the birch thinks it's a son-of-a-beech. To settle it, they

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Minister of Entertainment - Bad Nuns

2 • Día 2,403, 06:26 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

Hello everyone. It has been sometime since my last article but there have been so many other important articles and also the World Championship football 2014, so I thought that it would be the best if I postponed my jokes. Now it would seem that

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Minister of Entertainment - Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

2 • Día 2,388, 00:34 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other. One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each.

Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for