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Minister of Entertainment - Exotic Male Dancer Cash

0 • Día 2,434, 15:25 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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Three ladies go to an exotic male strip club.

One friend pulls out a $10 bill, licks it and sticks it on a stripper's left butt cheek.

Not to be outdone, the second friend pulls out a $50 bill, licks it and sticks it to his right butt cheek.

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Minister of Entertainment - Medical Benefits

2 • Día 2,432, 10:51 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

A lady shows up at her doctor's appointment. The doctor calls her name and says, "Will you please follow me?"

She is following him down the hallway when the doctor opens the first door. There is a nurse in there giving a guy a hand job.

The

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Minister of Entertainment - Congratulations to eGermany

2 • Día 2,427, 15:28 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

A big congratulations to eGermany for winning the VM 2014

Here is a little football joke.

A blonde woman had a three-way with Pepe and Messi.
9 months later she had a baby boy but didn't know who the father was so she named him Pepsi.

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Minister of Entertainment - Pinocchio

0 • Día 2,426, 15:38 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

Pinocchio and his girlfriend were having problems. Every time they would do it, she would complain about splinters, so Pinocchio went to Gepetto about the problem.

Gepetto told Pinocchio to go to the hardware store and buy some sandpaper to sand

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Minister of Entertainment - Getting Old

2 • Día 2,424, 14:40 • Publicado en Denmark Denmark

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried