Tonight's the Night - newspaper of BGBW

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[Prez Sez] So you want to be a Pakistani citizen?

14 • Day 749, 10:54 • Published in Pakistan

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You… you… Double President (rewritten)

19 • Day 747, 14:41 • Published in Pakistan

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I decided to rewrite this as it was just a giant copy pasta and most of the views really didn't reflect my values. Me caring what other countries think of Pakistan? HA HA!

In a stunning turn of events, I'm not just President, I … read more »

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The National Goals

10 • Day 741, 02:49 • Published in Pakistan

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Well I usually ignore the Wig's newspaper but I just noticed that we need to set presidential/national goals now. Oh Thank Heavens, more useless features.

So the options are
Society - increase population %
Economic - increased GDP %
Miliatry-

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Hello Pakistan

5 • Day 737, 12:52 • Published in Pakistan

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Keep being awesome.

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Delicious cake... you must eat it!

8 • Day 732, 03:36 • Published in Pakistan

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So it looks like we've become an unhealthy new world and replaced bread with cake.

Do not worry, I can assure you that Pakistani cake is made with 100% Sand and 100% Hambuga. … read more »