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An attempt to put a smile on you face.

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Wednesday's Daily Dose

0 • Day 2,549, 05:00 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Potpourri


There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.

-- Benjamin Spock (1903 - 199😎


Jokes

The young woman who entered the bank to cash a check looked so … read more »

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Tuesday's Daily Dose

0 • Day 2,548, 08:57 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Potpourri


While some schools are suspending kids for posing in photos with toy guns, the Broken Bow (central Nebraska) school board has voted 6-0 to allow students — seniors, at least — to pose with real guns. “The board I believe … read more »

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Monday's Daily Dose

1 • Day 2,547, 03:21 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Potpourri


If you can't be a shining example, then just serve as a horrible warning.

-- Catherine Aird


Jokes

An elementary school teacher was having a discussion about careers and family with her students one day. " … read more »

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Friday's Daily Dose

3 • Day 2,544, 02:36 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Potpourri


"There are seven days in a week and Someday isn't one of them."

-- Author Unknown


Jokes

My first grade daughter and her friend both needed new boots as winter approached. The friend got in the car one … read more »

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Thursday's Daily Dose

0 • Day 2,543, 09:12 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Pot pourri


"The only way to get over the past is to leave it behind. If you spend your time re-living moments that are gone forever, you might miss the special moments that are yet to come."

-- Susan Gale



Jokes

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