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Potpourri

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There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.

-- Benjamin Spock (1903 - 199😎


Jokes

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The young woman who entered the bank to cash a check looked so hesitant that a teller went to help her. "Please sign the back of the check,"
he told her, "as you'd sign a letter."

She looked at him gratefully, scribbled on the check and passed it to him.

Signed on the back was: "Yours affectionately, Pamela."

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"What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late?" complained an irate passenger to the railroad engineer.

"How would we know the trains were late, if we didn't have a schedule?"
replied the engineer

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Census Taker: "How many children do you have?"

Redneck Woman: "Fo'."

Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?"

Redneck Woman: "Eenie, Meenie, Minie and George."

Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?"

Redneck Woman: "Because we didn't want any Mo'.

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I don't care if I'm apathetic.