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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1507)

13 Day 1,507, 16:52 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A piece of rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind.” The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot and frays one end of himself. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says, “Weren’t you just in here?” The rope

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1506)

9 Day 1,506, 16:59 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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Count: Day 2

5 Day 1,504, 16:19 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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Count to 366!

8 Day 1,503, 16:56 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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We Interrupt This Broadcast for some Breaking News...

11 Day 1,455, 17:44 Published in Ireland Ireland Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Gormley Passed Fit!
After some recent horrid skirmishes, Gormley finally received some better news today. His doctors looked him over this evening, and reported that he has recovered from the trauma of what are now known as "Cupboard- … read more »