Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1507)
John Gormley
A piece of rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind.” The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot and frays one end of himself. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says, “Weren’t you just in here?” The rope replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
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/facepalms
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE
A market researcher stopped me in the street and said ‘can I ask you 10 questions’, I said ‘go on’, she said ‘question number 1 have you ever had a blackout?’ I said ‘no’, she went…’and finally, question number 10.’”
A woman is on an elevator, or lift for some of you people.
A man gets on, the doors close and he says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman replies, "No! You can not!" To which the man replies, "Oh! Must be your feet then."
A man walks into a bar.
He says "Ouch! I should have ducked."
Oh my god......
An atom says to another:
-I think I 've lost an electron
-Are you sure?
-Yes, I 'm positive
omg!! It is terribly funny!!! I like!! Keep up with the terrible jokes!!!
Gormley ruled, Yddub kicked ass, Crazy Ivann failed once again.
Where is a Nick_andrick when you need one...
It could be worse. Wait... no, it couldn't! 😛
This guy is my inspiration: http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-daily-bad-joke-192213/1
What a genius! 🙂
Indeed, Yuri Gerschwitz was a hero, and you do him great honor.