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What Needs to Be Said

12 • Day 916, 14:13 • Published in Switzerland

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Greetings, people of Switzerland.
Before I do anything else, I'd like you all to remember that tomorrow is the Congressional Elections.

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Analysis of Party Elections

19 • Day 908, 08:06 • Published in Switzerland

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This month's party presidential elections have been very exciting. In almost every major party, the Swiss and the Shaolins battled for control. The following is an post-election analysis.

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A Penguin Never Forgets

14 • Day 906, 18:04 • Published in Switzerland

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On May 5th, we showed the Shaolins that we could stand up for ourselves.

We won a major battle on the path to political independence. But the war is not over.

The last few days have

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Clearing Some Stuff Up

11 • Day 903, 15:56 • Published in Switzerland

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Hey, it's me, Penguin!

I'm recently gone east to China and done my damage in Lionking. I encourage all Swiss who aren't tied down (ie congress or presidency) to do the same.

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Thank You/Dziękuję [EN/PL]

16 • Day 901, 07:50 • Published in Poland Poland

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Polska:
3 mies. temu przyjechałem do Polski i poprosiłem o pomoc. Jestem zaszczycony, że spotkałem takich szlachetnych ludzi jak Polacy. Dziękuję za pomoc. Szwajcaria jest wolna.

English:
Thank you.

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