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Inaugural address

7 • Day 4,925 ,11:16 • 刊登在 Switzerland Switzerland • 政論剖析 政論剖析

Dear Patriots,

As I begin the job of entertaining the eNations, I thank my predecessor for his service. I understand many were disappointed in his last few months of leadership where he has done so much damages. On behalf of the TNS leadership

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Meet the new clown

11 • Day 4,919 ,11:41 • 刊登在 Switzerland Switzerland • 政論剖析 政論剖析

Dear Patriots,

As you were aware, our eNation was grieving the sudden death of the clown Tef1 Jr. In the past week and half, we were in a period of mourning.

Tonight, TNS has a joyous announcement for all of you. Members of the clown family

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Funeral Services

17 • Day 4,911 ,10:09 • 刊登在 Switzerland Switzerland • 政論剖析 政論剖析

Dear Patriots,

Tonight, it is with heavy heart we say good bye to Tef1 Jr. Just under 3 years of burying Tef1 Sr., we are now saying goodbye to the sun.

Tef1 Jr. was such a funny man and kind. Lets be honest. He was also confrontational and

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Beg me to endorse you!!!!!

7 • Day 4,907 ,17:06 • 刊登在 Switzerland Switzerland • 政論剖析 政論剖析

Dear Patriots,

Dont really care if you endorse this but spam me with please endorse me articles down below.

Tef1

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The clown is dead - Welcome the new clown

61 • Day 4,905 ,15:53 • 刊登在 Switzerland Switzerland • 政論剖析 政論剖析

Dear Patriots,

It is with the utmost sadness TNS reports on reports that the clown Tef1 has died and a new clown is now in position to entertain the masses. May the departed rest in eternal peace. The new clown thanks you all from mourning the

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