The Trifling Tribune

About my newspaper

With the best of intent, to be informative, economically aware, and politically mild, with varying amounts of satire. Hope you enjoy reading, and shoot me a PM if you have any questions!
~Tails

IRAN DECLARES WAR ON NORTH KOREA!?!??!?!?!?!

11 • Day 676, 17:46 • Published in USA USA

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HUGE NEWS ALERT: NORTH KOREA UNDER ATTACK!!!

When did this happen?!?!?!

We must stop this madness! They are already losing their only region!

Support NORTH KOREA! NEW CONGRESSMEN! WE NEED TO MAKE A MPP WITH THEM!

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Excellent and noble work by a good man! And other news.

2 • Day 676, 16:11 • Published in USA USA

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http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/mcfarland-constructions-project-outline-943669/1/20

This is wonderful work!

This fine man is trying to make … read more »

Last gasp?

0 • Day 675, 21:07 • Published in USA USA

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Hi guys. I just got to say something...

If you are reading this, could you vote for me in Montana if you haven't used your vote?

Wow I'm desperate. But hey, I really do only need 7 votes to win. Anyone?

Thanks for any support!

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Me? Congress? I thought you were running for President!

4 • Day 673, 18:54 • Published in USA USA

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Hello. I am here to make an announcement to you all that I am running for Congress.

The short reason why is that I really want to do something for my country. Honest. However, who would believe me? At first i decided to run for president, but

Woah! Not expected

2 • Day 671, 21:09 • Published in USA USA

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Well there has been a little bump in my campaign! It seems the new president of my party has decided to make himself the new runner for president...no matter! I will find a solution for this. Just you wait. I am going to see what I can do.

And