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Heiliges Reich Official Imperial Declaration. Orders for Battle.

13 • Hari ke 797, 15:11 • Diterbitkan di Germany Germany

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Meine lieben deutschen Volkes:

To all peasants, craftsmen and burgers:

The Heiliges Reich is the future. It is the duty of every loyal man to contribute to the Greatness and Glory of the Empire. You may have … lebih lanjut »

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Capuccino cremoso!!

12 • Hari ke 797, 08:21 • Diterbitkan di Italy Italy

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HA-HA-HA!

Remember us???

Hello Boys! We're back!!

PAX HISPANICA!

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¿Donde está el BOI cuando se le necesita?

17 • Hari ke 794, 08:12 • Diterbitkan di Spain Spain

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Los franceses no tienen ni para dar de comer a sus polluelos.

Los rusos nos ignoran y se han ido a jugar con los polacos.

Griegos y turcos han cerrado por vacaciones.

Los suecos se entretienen con los britanicos.

Indonesia se ha ido de

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Right, I can't stand this lameness anymore

7 • Hari ke 792, 12:44 • Diterbitkan di United Kingdom

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By reading many articles on the UK media, I've come to the conclusion that you're a bunch a silly english Kiinnnnnighiits with silly knee-bent advancing behaviour.

So I, a Spaniard, your enemy, and for the sake of enlightenment, have decided to

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MOTHER RUSSIA: YOU'RE EVIL

14 • Hari ke 792, 10:56 • Diterbitkan di Russia Russia

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We loved you when you were giving us free training wars in France. But we don't like you anymore. We're angry with you. We will do our best to wreak havoc and destruction from Kaliningrad to Far Eastern Russia!.

Why?

Because you have

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