Monday's thoughts for the day
1 When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
2 Light travels faster than sound.
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Već imaš račun? Prijava
1 When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
2 Light travels faster than sound.
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1 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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1 Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
2 If it weren't for electricity,we would all be watching television by candlelight.
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1 You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think
2 Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything
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1 A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
2 The secret of staying young is to
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