Terrible Thoughts for Thursday

Day 1,542, 05:09 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Ronan Donovan
1 Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.



2 If it weren't for electricity,we would all be watching television by candlelight.



3 I'm multi-talente😛 I can talk and piss you off at the same time.



4 The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.