Miss Derp's Drunk Rants

[Derp4PotUS] My Mane Crew

Dearest Americans,

No good administration is complete without a solid cabinet. As much as I’d love to do all the work myself, there’s only so much time in the day to get things done. You’ll … čitaj više »

[Derp4PotUS] Fun in the Sun!

Dearest Americans,

Elections are so close!
Primaries are in full swing!
Americans are already deciding!

So, what better time than to give you more details into the workings of the June … čitaj više »

[Derp4PotUS] The War Horse Keeps Charging

Surprise.

Bet you didn’t think you’d see me again. Yet, here I am. This horse keeps running and won’t let up in putting America first and foremost, both in the eyes of the government … čitaj više »

[Derp4PotUS] Together, We Fly

Americans,

Every day, for the past 87 days, I have had the pleasure to wake up as your president. Or, on some days, just stay up long enough to see the sunrise.

Each day, I seem to have more fun … čitaj više »

Horse PotUS: The Final Season?!

This month has been glorious.

Far more glorious than even I could … čitaj više »