The Daily Bad Joke - newspaper of Yuri Gershwitz

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#Joke TWELVE

7 • Day 609, 13:53 • Published in Indonesia

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Today is bad joke day! Like any other day in fact... So read this!

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, close it.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator,

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#Joke ELEVEN

6 • Day 608, 11:26 • Published in Indonesia

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No intro for this joke. Just a plain old bad joke. Read it.

Two sausage are in a barbecue.
"Eh, it's pretty hot in here," says the first one.
The other one answers : "Shit! A talking sausage!"

Vote for it. Right now. Stop

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#Joke TEN

5 • Day 607, 09:33 • Published in Indonesia

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Since ten is the first two-digit number for my jokes, I'll write a binary joke.

110010100010100010000001
110100100000000101011011
111111101010000100010001
100101101111101101110100

Get it? Vote it.

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#Joke NINE

3 • Day 606, 09:19 • Published in Indonesia

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Nine is a crazy number so here is a joke about crazy people.

Two crazy guys are talking.
"What time is it?" says the first one.
The other one looks at his watch.
"I have 120 kilograms."
"Weird. My watch tells me 35 meters."

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#Joke EIGHT

1 • Day 605, 15:20 • Published in Indonesia

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I really have no time because I have food in the oven. Quick joke.

Russian : "We found cords 30 feet underground, it means we had phone in early 1900's."
English : "We found cords 50 feet underground, it means we had phone in early 1880'