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#Joke EIGHT

Day 605, 15:20 • Published in Indonesia

• by Yuri Gershwitz

I really have no time because I have food in the oven. Quick joke.

Russian : "We found cords 30 feet underground, it means we had phone in early 1900's."
English : "We found cords 50 feet underground, it means we had phone in early 1880's!"
American : "We dug about 200 feet and we didn't find any cord or wire. It means we had satellite cellphone even before that!"

Got to go. My house is on FIRE! Vote!

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Gabriel Valentine Day 605, 16:04

my vote is on the fire burning your house..

jk 😛

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