Tales of a Revolutionary - newspaper of Policy

2

The Book Of Dio: Chapter One

2 • Day 821, 06:40 • Published in USA USA

•

CHAPTER 1
The Genesis

In the ancient times, there was nothing but sand. Sand randomly evolving without time or space.
First Day

On the first day, particles of sand randomly formed a shape. Through conscious or … read more »

1

The Book Of Dio

0 • Day 821, 06:37 • Published in USA USA

•

Instructions

1. Open the book
2. Wash your hands
3. Turn the page
4. Read
5. Repeat step 2-5 until the end of the book.
6. ???
7. PROFIT!

… read more »

14

The Book Of Dio published in the USA

8 • Day 820, 04:04 • Published in Pakistan

•

Dioists, in our aims to spread the word of Dio Brando (God Emperor Of The New World), rif the world of swine so that is may heal and be one I have chosen to assist the great President and High Priest Of Dioism Agentchieftan in undoing the human >

3

[PP]Congress Orders

2 • Day 819, 06:37 • Published in Pakistan

•

Hello fellow Pro Pakistanis! Just wondering cafer555 what are the Congressional orders? Is it still 5 for Us and 5 for DIU in Punjab? I would like to run for congress for the Holy Land.

In Other News
Pakistan's erection spreads over

7

Pakistan on top!

5 • Day 819, 04:19 • Published in Pakistan

•

We have commenced the hunting down of the Terroist Captain Sam, responsible for the ambush on me and countless other dirty crimes. Also we are slaying down pigs in Xinjiang.

Captain Sam is