Tales of a Revolutionary - newspaper of Policy

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[PP]Congress Elections

2 • Day 879, 05:33 • Published in Pakistan

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Once again, the time of the month that is very hard has come upon us. No, not that. I mean the congressial elections.

It is important that we get as many people in congress as possible so that we can change the tax system to a more

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[PP]Victory Speech

9 • Day 878, 05:13 • Published in Pakistan

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I would like to thank those that voted for me and offer condolences on behalf of the Pro Pakistani party to Hammer Amer for being unable to take over the PTO party. In time, with hard work and dedication on the part of all Pakistani we will be able

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[URGENT]WAR/SWEDES ON THE HORIZON

12 • Day 876, 04:33 • Published in Pakistan

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SWEDES AT OUR BORDERS.

My fellow countrymen, today I was looking through our neighboor's media when I found out that they were planning a war with our good allies, Serbia.

The war is for the 'liberation' of the region of Rajasthan lost due to

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Policy - Bust Back

10 • Day 875, 10:09 • Published in Pakistan

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Pig, bow down
Tryin' to fuck with me
Look bitch this ain't a movie
die slow
I started this rap shit
I'll end your shit
hate on me
'cuz I bang for the motherland
Reckon you busta's can take me?
You better pray to Dio
Because when I come for

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[PAF]Pigs Massacred By Troops

15 • Day 873, 08:33 • Published in Pakistan

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Soldiers, Civilians. I bring to you great news. Our great ally Indonisia, yesterday launched a holy battle against the pig Australia. Pakistani troops participated in the Jihad. It was tough battle, we lost some good men on this day.

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