Miss Derp's Drunk Rants

[PotUS] Pacifica Triumphs

Americans,

This has been quite a month for both our nation and our alliance. Our nation has seen it’s first high-risk, offensive conflict in a long time. Just as well, our alliance has come together … mais informações »

[PotUS] So Much Winning, Folks

Dearest Americans,

This has been an extremely successful and fun week for the United States, and the citizens that make up our great nation. We have seen a successful airstrike, epic battles, the … mais informações »

[PotUS] Smooth Landing

Americans,

Yesterday was a tense and action-packed day for our nation, like we haven’t experienced in a long time. I woke up at 7am CST, with my laptop open and a whole day of battle-watching ahead … mais informações »

[CP-USA] THANK YOU, SERBIA!

Yesterday, when the United States attacked Ukraine, we had support from many of our MPP allies. I expected … mais informações »

[PotUS] Operation: U-Who?

The Borderlands.

The Frontier.

Little Russia.

That blob of resources between Russia and Romania.

Whatever you’d like to call it, the … mais informações »