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Resetting the prime directive: Vader reboots Arjay

Day 2,060, 12:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

Remember Arjay in the beginning in the first article he got the prime directive place 1 Hot Brunette in each article.

krakken the primordial overlord of the sea sat in his sea hut below the ocean he enjoyed the hot brunnette that the prime directive brought.

Everything was fine in the eCountry there was happy swishing of tails. Krakken even played with his seapets tossing his sea sharkies and dolphies in the air so that they splashed happily back in the sea. but Oh No No this was not enough the prime directive was disobeyed instead of seeing a hot brunette in each article he saw a wall of text and NOT SEXY pics like this.

he heard about some eLove for some eChicisheeta. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJMln3q7GU

He saw walls of text he didnt see hot brunette he saw no trolling what was going on was Arjay under the influence of some spell.

Finally he could not take it anymore and summoned Vader , Kurgan and that Sid fellow

RETURN THE ORDER !!!

Quickly they descended on Arjay to break him from the evil influences of chickiesheetas.

They subjected him to endless sessions of brain rebooting and we are finally able to announce that the prime directive will continue:

Here is some pics to makes up for the break in transmission:

Here is Arjay first article after the reboot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXAXQHnKNHw

woot woot

Comments

Arjay Phoenician III Day 2,060, 21:50

I thought I made it clear, no more hot brunettes until Belfast was back in Irish hands. I let it go in my last article, but that's the rule. Once Northern Ireland belongs to Ireland again, as it rightfully should, the brunettes will be strutting along my newspaper as if it were a catwalk.

Releasethe Krakken Day 2,061, 00:39

freedom fighting and placing brunettes are not mutually exclusive lol

Arjay Phoenician III Day 2,061, 08:30

A brunette from Arjay should be considered a reward for going something noble. When that day comes, I'm sure EVERYONE will have brunettes in their newspapers in celebration.