Resetting the prime directive: Vader reboots Arjay
Releasethe Krakken
Remember Arjay in the beginning in the first article he got the prime directive place 1 Hot Brunette in each article.
krakken the primordial overlord of the sea sat in his sea hut below the ocean he enjoyed the hot brunnette that the prime directive brought.
Everything was fine in the eCountry there was happy swishing of tails. Krakken even played with his seapets tossing his sea sharkies and dolphies in the air so that they splashed happily back in the sea. but Oh No No this was not enough the prime directive was disobeyed instead of seeing a hot brunette in each article he saw a wall of text and NOT SEXY pics like this.
he heard about some eLove for some eChicisheeta. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJMln3q7GU
He saw walls of text he didnt see hot brunette he saw no trolling what was going on was Arjay under the influence of some spell.
Finally he could not take it anymore and summoned Vader , Kurgan and that Sid fellow
RETURN THE ORDER !!!
Quickly they descended on Arjay to break him from the evil influences of chickiesheetas.
They subjected him to endless sessions of brain rebooting and we are finally able to announce that the prime directive will continue:
Here is some pics to makes up for the break in transmission:
Here is Arjay first article after the reboot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXAXQHnKNHw
woot woot
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I thought I made it clear, no more hot brunettes until Belfast was back in Irish hands. I let it go in my last article, but that's the rule. Once Northern Ireland belongs to Ireland again, as it rightfully should, the brunettes will be strutting along my newspaper as if it were a catwalk.
freedom fighting and placing brunettes are not mutually exclusive lol
A brunette from Arjay should be considered a reward for going something noble. When that day comes, I'm sure EVERYONE will have brunettes in their newspapers in celebration.
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Arjay is resisting reboot....i propose we try with full scale exorcism....
I think it's his new sobriety issues. He's dried out to much.
Exorcism i talk about requires a lot of holy liquids.
Sometimes when SATAN! is too strong in a person it takes even a 50 bottles of beer...
Some of those ladies were not Brunette.
correct but didnt want to place some sites pics as well dont want 1000's and 1000's trampling them to pieces.
inb4 BB's faceplam.
bb?
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If he's resisting brunettes, perhaps a lovely red headed colleen might do the trick?
yep that decker woman springs to mind
Might be a brunette, what ya think?
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=557421074304863&set=a.140208339359474.16798.140021379378170&type=1&relevant_count=1&ref=nf
YA weirdo thats one of my girls escaping here is the others http://travel.howzit.msn.com/2013s-world-bodypainting-festival
with escape i mean got lost : P