[NID] The (un)Official Burkalist

Day 1,154, 16:37 • Published in Canada Canada • by Plugson

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The tribal council of Senile Citizens has conferred to hear the case against those responsible for the theft of the treasury during the Wes Lewis administration. Indeed, we have found 334 citizens guilty of aiding and abetting a known failure get into the highest seat of power in our country.
In accordance with the Shari’ah Court of efCanadistan, these miscreants shall be "blacked out" from our society, remaining unrecognized, faceless denizens shunned by those who have never cast a sinful ballot:




Wes Lewis voters are henceforth (un)Officially Burkalisted for their crimes against the country. In the next 48 hours, 334 burkas will be donated to inventories for the avatars of those deemed democratically challenged.

Additionally, The SC of efCanadistan also decrees two laws that must be obeyed by all those worshiping under the image of the Norsefire Party.

Subsection 14.a of Article C6.iii of the Can’tstitution of efCanadistan

A symbol must be patched onto your burka bearing the mark of your Party President to signify you are living property of NFP.



2) When in the presence of any NFP congressional tribe leaders, you must walk ten paces behind them, or a full twenty paces in the case of the 3 Supreme Elders of the Norsefire Party of efCanadistan: Rolo, Wes, and Chief Mullah Al’akbar alGleis.

With this reading of the Law, the judgement is writ and the matter is settled.
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This NID presentation honours the passing of Captain Kushskins, the inspiration behind the very first NID entry and long-time cultural revolutionary: زنده باد انقلاب اسلامي!

A NID collaboration:
Dr.Pain – Artist
Plugson – Copywriter
Gherk – Editor-in-Chief