[NID] The (un)Official Burkalist
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Plugson
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The tribal council of Senile Citizens has conferred to hear the case against those responsible for the theft of the treasury during the Wes Lewis administration. Indeed, we have found 334 citizens guilty of aiding and abetting a known failure get into the highest seat of power in our country.
In accordance with the Shari’ah Court of efCanadistan, these miscreants shall be "blacked out" from our society, remaining unrecognized, faceless denizens shunned by those who have never cast a sinful ballot:
Wes Lewis voters are henceforth (un)Officially Burkalisted for their crimes against the country. In the next 48 hours, 334 burkas will be donated to inventories for the avatars of those deemed democratically challenged.
Additionally, The SC of efCanadistan also decrees two laws that must be obeyed by all those worshiping under the image of the Norsefire Party.
Subsection 14.a of Article C6.iii of the Can’tstitution of efCanadistan
A symbol must be patched onto your burka bearing the mark of your Party President to signify you are living property of NFP.
2) When in the presence of any NFP congressional tribe leaders, you must walk ten paces behind them, or a full twenty paces in the case of the 3 Supreme Elders of the Norsefire Party of efCanadistan: Rolo, Wes, and Chief Mullah Al’akbar alGleis.
With this reading of the Law, the judgement is writ and the matter is settled.
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This NID presentation honours the passing of Captain Kushskins, the inspiration behind the very first NID entry and long-time cultural revolutionary: زنده باد انقلاب اسلامي!
A NID collaboration:
Dr.Pain – Artist
Plugson – Copywriter
Gherk – Editor-in-Chief
Comments
ALLAHU'AKBAR
Someday I hope Kushskins will be back, insha'allah
JIHAD!
RIP Kushskins!
this paper will become MM one day, inshallah.
I thought people would like this email thread when I gave them a heads up about the first NID.
Hello Gherk,
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eRepublik Team
Little did they know...
Chief Mullah Al’akbar alGleis.
LuL
Always worth reading, and no, I'm not back for good.
Just checking up on who is still around.
I taw a pook, otay!
Sup
More than a little surprised to see Gofarman and Dean22 in the same article, after so long and so suddenly.
I guess these two above can most related to being burkalisted. Glad you took notice.
\o/
Ah, truth in humour
Reported. This article does not abide by Sharia law.
Oh, Nobly Born,
Now is the moment.
Before you is mind, open and wide as space,
Simple, without center or circumference.
Now is the moment of death.
Your mind in this moment is total transparency:
No color, no substance, empty,
Sparkling, pure and vibrant,
A mass of light
Not stopped by any obstacle.
It has neither beginning nor end.
(..but still learing how 'not to do it again')
Haha, aye friend, samsara.
I still have memories of this place like acid flashbacks, it's fun to drop in and watch the chaos. I appreciate the shout-out.
CK has died once before, when I first registered. Perhaps a lull in my activity will see me return here some day in the future, but you're all a bunch of big dirty jerks so who knows.
PS HEY SALTYDOG