Padre, Country President!!
El Fap Padre
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El Fap Padre was last prisoner of II world war in 1974.
EFP was stationed deep in jungle and continue to hunt enemies and remove kebabu 29 years after the war ended. My excuse was: ME DIDN'T KNOW WAR ENDED SO ME CONTINUE DOING ORTODOXY WORKU IN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE PADRE HUNT TONIIIGHT!!!!!!!(MUEHEHEHEHEHE)
At the beginning of the year 1789, hero of this story, ME, was visiting Paris to see not-yet-built Eiffel tower and many other great things that this surrendering cheese eating chicken nation have to offer.
Next what is happened is know as FRENCH REVOLUTION.
Amsterdam, 1642. Rembrandt Van Rijn decided to take a selfie of military groups in at that time very mighty Amsterdam! Not long before that our prophet of God, El Fap Padre decided to go in that town to enjoy in you-know-what.
At this picture that Rembrandt toke you can see our removing kebab hero how teach others to remove kebab in 1001 ways.
But let's go back to the past....
Year 1389 by Christian calendar, by Serbian 6897 year. GREAT VICTORY FOR SERBIAN FAITH, ORTODOXY! OTTOBAN EMPIRE WAS CRUSHED AND REMOVED(for 70 years more from Serbian lands)! Our hero, EL Fat Padre was also there lemoving kebabus and got few wounds.
Fairy find me there and she helped him to heal his battle wounds and give me vine and something more.
II WW, around 1944.
Commies helped by Red Army and stupid Brits was pushed KINGS ARMY in Serbian lands.
In the middle you can see our Hero who in that time was youngest mayor ever and some poets made song for me. It says:
El Fap Padre, young major
Commandant of Black Montains,
Black Montains and Raška,
Where red star is cleansed away!
Black Mountains and old Serbia
And all over Serbians lands!
There is not battle or war
Without El Fap Commandant!
There is not battle to fight
Where Padre's soldiers not rush in!
1999, year when demons strikes again against Eden People, Serbs. All NATO ( minus Greeks) + French Legions, Al Qaeda, Albanians any many other muslims attacked Serbian Holy Land..
Once again our hero was wounded badly.
But again Fairy comes to aid with vine, bacon and rakia!
PS, if you know any other situation when Padre might be, please PM me because i'm lack of inspiration.
PS, i hate commies! They kill many of my family during WW II!
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good luck.
me can't vote for ya,but me will prey for ya!
o7
I will ask God to fullfill yuor prayers 1st!
Commies - the ones that are comming?
They are comming after revolutions 🙁
I know about a situation where you were unfortunately missing 🙁 .
What situation is that? 😃
1526, Battle of Mohács... our king drowned there in swamps running from Turks 😃
Coward!
Serbian poet Njegoš wrote:
Everybody will die at the end
Shame and courage lives forever!
Or:
Green wheat prepare your ears
Time for harvest has come earlier!
So when time has come to leave this mortal world,
Do that like a men, bravely!
Somewhere in Vietnam, 1969. To borrow from Redgum - you kicked a mine the day mankind kicked the moon. 😕
Timor, 1999, with INTERFET. Saving poor Timorese from the rampaging Indos. Probably also with Rusty, although most Timor vets won't talk about it.
Good luck EFP. Orthodoxy God willing, we will be CP together! 🙂
‡ DEUS VULT ‡
https://youtu.be/isxvXITTLLY
I was at different place in 1999...
Must edit article now, i totally forgot.
¿Qué fumas?
Y lo más importante.... ¿donde lo compras?
No seas egoista que a todos nos gusta lo bueno
🙂
Just pure domestic weed, grown in flowers of the meadows!
A garden of this type?
http://fotos00.diariodeibiza.es/2008/09/26/646x260/2008-10-03_IMG_2008-09-26_12:19:04_fotosredactores_20080925_13.jpg
Busted 😃
I can't say nothing more about it, DEA is watching my every step 🙁((
Za krst časni i češko zlatno pivo!
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Mwah!
Oš se vatamo nircu?
tri put ura for EfP 😲!!!
vibriraš li? 😃
redovno.u rikverc
Can I get CS just to vote for you brother? I would love to see you run a country
If you want to become a Czech citizen it have to be approved by Congress.
In your case Dictator should cut the process and give you our CS ASAP!
Well, I think we would have to do the vote anyway for the first time, but after that you would be in a category: "Always accept ASAP" (I think right now there is only Aragorn II who should have such a privilege).
But you need to stay in some country with weapon bonuses to produce tanks 😃 .
Some more dates that you PTSD must of blocked out:
26 June 1950 - North Korean tanks reach the outskirts of Seoul
19 Oct 1950 - Padre takes Pyongyang (MacArthur steals his limelight).
More can follow if you want, but I am unsure if you just fought against commies or others, I know alot of your history has been removed from our text books, hiding the true Padre legend.
Oh, i totally forgot on Korean war.
But, shame for me because i wasn't there when Brits & Company try to attack Konstantinopol in I World War.
Maybe i should get back threw time and change history???
Well I know you were in Vietnam protesting against the horrors being faced by the innocents, but your God brought you back to life as you had a dysentery to fillfull (yes I know the play on words 😛 )
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-130610-vietnam-photo-jsa-10.photoblog900.jpg
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Strange word for water, doesn't it?
o7
El fap is love
if you want glory
vote padre
yeeah bro 👍
RIVERS OF BLOOD!
HILLS MADE OF SKULLS!
GRAUUUUU!
Good luck!
o7
cho.cuvaj mi jedno kongresno.moram u nekoj drugoj prilici doci ponivo za kanadu 😉
Bem te u vugla sad si mogao da budeš već u kongresu al dobro i Češki je dobar 😃
imacu i ozbiljniju ulogu ovde ako bog da.zato dodjoh-videh-pobedih.a jesam bii blizu da napravim pricu u kanadi.drugi put
o7
A da vi lepo doletite do mene?
ČEHINJE SU BOLJE!
HAIL PADRE! o/
Oh Padrito, I love you so!
Please be our truly great leader for ever (or at least until you drop dea😛-)
oh God please grant my prayers
😁 😁