Zombie Apocalypse Team Announced!

Day 2,221, 17:27 • Published in Canada United Kingdom • by Pat Harper


I had a great response from my fun zombie article, where I said to give away 5 gold to 3 players who proved themselves to be fit for the task.
I am proud to announce the winners! Also because of the amount of responders I have included another 2 spots whom shall be given a gift pack, my favourite will also be given 10 gold instead of 5.
'But Pat why waste your gold?'
Because...


So without further edue, the winners:

1st Place

mwcerberus

1. Clothing + Gear
clothes with a load of pockets

2. Primary Weapon
shotgun- a big one to compensate

3. Secondary Weapon
charm and wit + the element of surprise

4. Melee Weapon
scythe

5. 5 Inventory Items (backpack)
weed - never tried it so if there's zombies i may as well
a robot friend - think small r2 d2
karen gillan's torso - ermmm
camera
shades - for looking cool

6. Location of choice
O'Malley's pub

7. Soundtrack of choice
nelly - here comes the boom

8. War Cry
feck that zombie's got nice tits

9. Last Words
who knew zombies have teeth between all their lips

10. Vehicle of choice
reliant robin

11. Why YOU should be a survivor!
-i can kiss owwies better
-not afraid to go gay if you pick 4 dudes
-encyclopedic knowledge of pokemon

Congratulations you win 10 gold \o/
You won me over with the location of choice lol.

2nd Place

Binda33

1. Full black leathers. I don't need armour cause those zombies won't touch me.
2. Primary Weapon - Twin glocks (semi automatics)
3. Secondary Weapon - Mini Crossbow: http://images.gizmag.com/hero/wristbow.jpg
4. Melee Weapon - Two handed scimitar: http://thedarkblade.com/wp-content/uploads/two-handed-great-scimitar.jpg
5. 5 Inventory Items (backpack) - First aid kit (for my companions cause I won't need it), Chocolate (a girl needs her chocolate!), Grappling and abseiling kits.
6. Location of choice - London (I don't want those nasty zombies in my home Country thanks)
7. Soundtrack of choice - P!nk (she has great angry girl-power music)
8. War Cry - Something like the Xena war-cry with random odd swears thrown in.
9. Last Words - Don't worry, I'll kill them for you. Sorry you couldn't make it. (I won't be the one who's dying)
10. Vehicle of choice - Black Humvee: http://www.am-prep.com/spaw2/uploads/images/Humvee2-Blk1993.jpg
11. Why YOU should be a survivor! - The last survivor is always the fearless chick! I'm also a nurse in RL, so I can patch you and the other guys up! 🙂

Congratulations you win 5 gold \o/

3rd Place

Homer J Simpson

1. Clothing + Gear
- Boardshorts + singlet
- Folding chair
- Stubbie cooler + esky full of beer

2. Primary Weapon
- Bottle opener

3. Secondary Weapon
- BBQ

4. Melee Weapon
- BBQ tongs

5. 5 Inventory Items (backpack)
- Potato chips
- Pork rinds
- Sun cream
- Cricket bat + ball
- Boom box (for the party of course)

6. Location of choice
- Secluded tropical island inhabited by a tribe of submissive females

7. Soundtrack of choice
- http://youtu.be/9n5G0qFBsHM

8. War Cry
- Pass another beer love

9. Last Words
- Such is life

10. Vehicle of choice
- Quad bike

11. Why YOU should be a survivor!
- I'm Homer J Simpson

It made me laugh more than I should have, 5gold + throwing in + 10 Q7's for the location of choice \o/

4th Place

Rfeist

1. Clothing + Gear
Bikini and aviators to watch the world burn in style and get a tan at the same time 😉

2. Primary Weapon
witty remarks

3. Secondary Weapon
skippy the kangaroo

4. Melee Weapon
Hard penis

5. 5 Inventory Items (backpack)
- Aviators
Sun tan lotion
4 pack of beers
litre of vodka
cuban cigars

6. Location of choice
Anywhere you are 😉

7. Soundtrack of choice
Always top gun 😉

8. War Cry
Tally ho chaps

9. Last Words
You will never get this (borat quote)

10. Vehicle of choice
Surf board

11. Why YOU should be a survivor!
Because I'll have you 😉

'hard penis' as a melee weapon is a superior choice, congratulations you win the gift pack + 10 Q7's \o/

5th Place

megabird

Clothing : au natural Gear : these Guns oh yeah *kisses biceps*
Primary weapon : my bare hands
Secondary weapon : improvised spork
Melee weapon: *refer to the first weapon
Inventory items : emergency condoms , hey you never know
Location : nudist beach
Soundtrack of choice : I'll just hum "oh susana" the entire day
Warcry : Ha ha ha ha Staying alive !
Last words : I can't die yet I still haven't married your sister yet
Vehicle of choice : Tricycle
Why : I'll annoy you in the afterlife
Oh yeah don't even try to beat me 😃DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Congrats, giftpack for you, improvised spork won it \o/



AND because it's Christmas, I'm giving everyone who made the effort to comment 5 Q7's including the winners!

Merry Christmas everyone!

Pat Harper