Zombie Apocalypse Team Announced!
Pat Harper
I had a great response from my fun zombie article, where I said to give away 5 gold to 3 players who proved themselves to be fit for the task.
I am proud to announce the winners! Also because of the amount of responders I have included another 2 spots whom shall be given a gift pack, my favourite will also be given 10 gold instead of 5.
'But Pat why waste your gold?'
Because...
So without further edue, the winners:
1st Place
mwcerberus
1. Clothing + Gear
clothes with a load of pockets
2. Primary Weapon
shotgun- a big one to compensate
3. Secondary Weapon
charm and wit + the element of surprise
4. Melee Weapon
scythe
5. 5 Inventory Items (backpack)
weed - never tried it so if there's zombies i may as well
a robot friend - think small r2 d2
karen gillan's torso - ermmm
camera
shades - for looking cool
6. Location of choice
O'Malley's pub
7. Soundtrack of choice
nelly - here comes the boom
8. War Cry
feck that zombie's got nice tits
9. Last Words
who knew zombies have teeth between all their lips
10. Vehicle of choice
reliant robin
11. Why YOU should be a survivor!
-i can kiss owwies better
-not afraid to go gay if you pick 4 dudes
-encyclopedic knowledge of pokemon
Congratulations you win 10 gold \o/
You won me over with the location of choice lol.
2nd Place
Binda33
1. Full black leathers. I don't need armour cause those zombies won't touch me.
2. Primary Weapon - Twin glocks (semi automatics)
3. Secondary Weapon - Mini Crossbow: http://images.gizmag.com/hero/wristbow.jpg
4. Melee Weapon - Two handed scimitar: http://thedarkblade.com/wp-content/uploads/two-handed-great-scimitar.jpg
5. 5 Inventory Items (backpack) - First aid kit (for my companions cause I won't need it), Chocolate (a girl needs her chocolate!), Grappling and abseiling kits.
6. Location of choice - London (I don't want those nasty zombies in my home Country thanks)
7. Soundtrack of choice - P!nk (she has great angry girl-power music)
8. War Cry - Something like the Xena war-cry with random odd swears thrown in.
9. Last Words - Don't worry, I'll kill them for you. Sorry you couldn't make it. (I won't be the one who's dying)
10. Vehicle of choice - Black Humvee: http://www.am-prep.com/spaw2/uploads/images/Humvee2-Blk1993.jpg
11. Why YOU should be a survivor! - The last survivor is always the fearless chick! I'm also a nurse in RL, so I can patch you and the other guys up!
🙂
Congratulations you win 5 gold \o/
3rd Place
Homer J Simpson
1. Clothing + Gear
- Boardshorts + singlet
- Folding chair
- Stubbie cooler + esky full of beer
2. Primary Weapon
- Bottle opener
3. Secondary Weapon
- BBQ
4. Melee Weapon
- BBQ tongs
5. 5 Inventory Items (backpack)
- Potato chips
- Pork rinds
- Sun cream
- Cricket bat + ball
- Boom box (for the party of course)
6. Location of choice
- Secluded tropical island inhabited by a tribe of submissive females
7. Soundtrack of choice
- http://youtu.be/9n5G0qFBsHM
8. War Cry
- Pass another beer love
9. Last Words
- Such is life
10. Vehicle of choice
- Quad bike
11. Why YOU should be a survivor!
- I'm Homer J Simpson
It made me laugh more than I should have, 5gold + throwing in + 10 Q7's for the location of choice \o/
4th Place
Rfeist
1. Clothing + Gear
Bikini and aviators to watch the world burn in style and get a tan at the same time
😉
2. Primary Weapon
witty remarks
3. Secondary Weapon
skippy the kangaroo
4. Melee Weapon
Hard penis
5. 5 Inventory Items (backpack)
- Aviators
Sun tan lotion
4 pack of beers
litre of vodka
cuban cigars
6. Location of choice
Anywhere you are
😉
7. Soundtrack of choice
Always top gun
😉
8. War Cry
Tally ho chaps
9. Last Words
You will never get this (borat quote)
10. Vehicle of choice
Surf board
11. Why YOU should be a survivor!
Because I'll have you
😉
'hard penis' as a melee weapon is a superior choice, congratulations you win the gift pack + 10 Q7's \o/
5th Place
megabird
Clothing : au natural Gear : these Guns oh yeah *kisses biceps*
Primary weapon : my bare hands
Secondary weapon : improvised spork
Melee weapon: *refer to the first weapon
Inventory items : emergency condoms , hey you never know
Location : nudist beach
Soundtrack of choice : I'll just hum "oh susana" the entire day
Warcry : Ha ha ha ha Staying alive !
Last words : I can't die yet I still haven't married your sister yet
Vehicle of choice : Tricycle
Why : I'll annoy you in the afterlife
Oh yeah don't even try to beat me
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Congrats, giftpack for you, improvised spork won it \o/
AND because it's Christmas, I'm giving everyone who made the effort to comment 5 Q7's including the winners!
Merry Christmas everyone!
Pat Harper
Comments
.. i missed that contest .. but merry christmas to all ,
HO HO HO
Thanks for the tanks PatHarper!
Great Choices!
This really was an awesome contest. Good stuff.
o7
2 of the 5 people have actual weapons and those primary weapons are some of the loudest you can get.
Sorry pat.. You are dead in less than 48 hours. You have failed your own contest lol
If you read homer's location you will see that we are on a secluded island with seductive females, who needs weapons when you can have boobies?
Remember everyone is infected 😛 If one of those boobies dies they turn into a zombie.. With no weapons they will over run your heaven and you will all die.
'secluded island' anyway -100 points for being literal, it was a warning in the first article you fart
TAKE THE TANKS AND QUIT BITCHIN'
lol ok ok thank you for the tanks 😛!!
Looks like I'll have to carry the whole freaking team since I'm the only one who is serious about this zombie killing business. 😉
How'd this go from a zombie apocalypse to a holiday on a tropical island..? lol. I'm hoping some of my team mates will provide me with some eye candy since there only seem to be girls on this island.
Feist has hard penis? Maybe we can get a dinghy to mainland to crack some skulls at the weekends eh
Wo now, i took this very seriously
I thought about putting my deep sense of shame and self hatred down as melee weapons but thought i'd need a scythe instead
polearm, mace and flail also got a look in, took me 10 whole minutes to decide
As for eye candy i believe my location was a pub if you combine this with the secluded island with boobie ladies AND combined with Rfiest's beer + vodka and we can get drunk most of the time.... after 6/7 pints i am the spitting image of matt damon and david tennant's love child SO i think i've got eye candy sorted as long as you're willing to keep your blood alcohol above 240mg/100ml ALL of the time
Also pat harper is apparently a bit of a cutie at least from the left side.
I'm a firefighter, eye candy is taken care of ;p
Thanks for the 5 tanks. I would use them if we had a battle!
Thanks for the tanks 😃
Thanks for the supplies. Disappointed that Pat thinks chivalry is dead though 🙁
I was very close to picking you, the improvised spork won me over though 😛
Haha fair enough, thanks for the tanks nonetheless! o7
why thank you pat harper..... this is most appreciated
i'm not sure what i'm more happy about, the fact that after the apocalypse i get to spend my time on a secluded island with boobie ladies with beer, vodka and the severed torso of that girl i like
OR the 10 gold..............
also thank christ someone included a bottle opener because you know i forgot that sh*t
sec.. leg.. of mat..s
WOOOOOO YERRRRR
......
tic tac vote that (i want you to know i'd have voted without the christmas slut, but i very much appreciate her anyway)
I am disappoint at lack of survival that will take place here, but I like Christmas and women...so well played.
Cheers Pat
o/
Merry Christmas!
wtf? Not even top 5? glad I read it before I voted...
you know the rule Pat!
No Wayne...
I'm a strong I dependant black woman who don't need no vote!
And I'm just saving you up for a nice big interview
ill believe i when I see it...
Judging by the fact that about 75% of eCanadian articles have pictures of sexy women in them, I'm going to go out on a limb and say our new national sport is chronic masturbation.
My you might be a cunning linguist but I'm a master debater, ha haha ah 😃DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I have no idea where that came from....
Wait until they make that a section in the Olympics, we'll bring home the gold for sure 😃DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD