COME TOGETHER

Day 771, 14:05 • Published in USA USA • by Jude Connors
MOOD MUSIC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vAqekT-GuA

Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

My fellow eAmericans and Arjay...
Today, I come before you to announce my candidacy to the Office fo President of the United States. That's right. According to the Presidential Candidates list, eAmerica's favorite hippie is running for President. And just as other Presidential candidates, I am ready to submit my platform.

Population Increase
Economic Increases
Foreign Policy
Sum It All Up!
Voting Knowledge

Increase population by 100%

That's right... I want to DOUBLE the population of this great nation. The eUS can only continue to be the greatest eNation in the New World only if we regain the numbers in this game. Recently, we have seen a Baby Boom in ePoland, and I instead to lead the eUS using the same strategy of ePoland - by having each eAmerican open multiple accounts. We have seen this done in enemy nations like eRussia and eIndonesia; with some success (as long as you duck the admin's "all-seeing eye&quot😉. This is the first step to continued New World prosperity - DOUBLING THE POPULATION!!!

Increase GDP by 100%

That's right... with double population, we can double our Gross Domestic Product, as well. I will appoint a new GDP Czar to handle this awesome responsibility. I am sure that we can "Come Together" to successfully double to success of the eAmerican economy.

Take the eUK's 13 regions

Aren't we sick of those pesky Limey's who swear that the English we speak is wrong? Aren't we tired of those who add a "U" to the word "labor"? Wouldn't you like the birthplace of The Beatles to be eAmerican soil instead of eBritish soil? If elected to lead the eUS as POTUS, I MIGHT have our armed forces move in for the kill shot and end eUK forever. Why, some may ask... to which I propose "Why NOT?!?!"

In Conclusion

If you haven't been able to tell by now... this entire platform is impossible! That is also why I decided to NOT announce a VP candidate. This run is for the lulz and to gauge what may be a Presidential run sometime in the distant future. So maybe one day in the future... it might be for real!

DO NOT VOTE FOR ME!!!

Before You Vote

It is important to realize how much power you are placing into the hands of the person you elect to be the next ePOTUS. As a voter, you should be informed on how and WHY you vote for a particular candidate. Try to learn something about the candidates. Do NOT vote for a person because they are in the same political party as you. That is narrow-minded and dumb. DO understand that the President of the eUS is an important job and that only eAmericans actually knowledgeable to the game and current states of the eNation should be considered to be elected ePOTUS. Take the time to learn what you are doing before you vote.

Till next time...
Take A Sad Song...
And Make It Better...
Jude Connors
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He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me