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Jude Connors
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please
He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me
My fellow eAmericans and Arjay...
Today, I come before you to announce my candidacy to the Office fo President of the United States. That's right. According to the Presidential Candidates list, eAmerica's favorite hippie is running for President. And just as other Presidential candidates, I am ready to submit my platform.
Population Increase
Economic Increases
Foreign Policy
Sum It All Up!
Voting Knowledge
Increase population by 100%
That's right... I want to DOUBLE the population of this great nation. The eUS can only continue to be the greatest eNation in the New World only if we regain the numbers in this game. Recently, we have seen a Baby Boom in ePoland, and I instead to lead the eUS using the same strategy of ePoland - by having each eAmerican open multiple accounts. We have seen this done in enemy nations like eRussia and eIndonesia; with some success (as long as you duck the admin's "all-seeing eye"
😉. This is the first step to continued New World prosperity - DOUBLING THE POPULATION!!!
Increase GDP by 100%
That's right... with double population, we can double our Gross Domestic Product, as well. I will appoint a new GDP Czar to handle this awesome responsibility. I am sure that we can "Come Together" to successfully double to success of the eAmerican economy.
Take the eUK's 13 regions
Aren't we sick of those pesky Limey's who swear that the English we speak is wrong? Aren't we tired of those who add a "U" to the word "labor"? Wouldn't you like the birthplace of The Beatles to be eAmerican soil instead of eBritish soil? If elected to lead the eUS as POTUS, I MIGHT have our armed forces move in for the kill shot and end eUK forever. Why, some may ask... to which I propose "Why NOT?!?!"
In Conclusion
If you haven't been able to tell by now... this entire platform is impossible! That is also why I decided to NOT announce a VP candidate. This run is for the lulz and to gauge what may be a Presidential run sometime in the distant future. So maybe one day in the future... it might be for real!
DO NOT VOTE FOR ME!!!
Before You Vote
It is important to realize how much power you are placing into the hands of the person you elect to be the next ePOTUS. As a voter, you should be informed on how and WHY you vote for a particular candidate. Try to learn something about the candidates. Do NOT vote for a person because they are in the same political party as you. That is narrow-minded and dumb. DO understand that the President of the eUS is an important job and that only eAmericans actually knowledgeable to the game and current states of the eNation should be considered to be elected ePOTUS. Take the time to learn what you are doing before you vote.
Till next time...
Take A Sad Song...
And Make It Better...
Jude Connors
He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me
He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me
Comments
I herd your not a real Hippy
LULZ FTW!!!
FAKE DECLARATIONS FTW!!!!!
Side note, I'm entering this for the zoli award so suck it.
The best is yet to come. ~
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Obla-Dee, Obla-Dah
Life Goes On...
Life Goes On
Jude for Lulz POTUS / NOT REAL POTUS
Careful, this is how Jewitt got stuck with the job.
Good luck! Jude for President!
I SEE WHAT YOU DID HERe.
Very clever! The Jewitt approach! Ludicrous national goals that two-clickers will believe, and then a little disclaimer that you don't really want to run, but you really do.
Not exactly... mine goals are WAY too impossible.
I do want to win... SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE!!! Maybe 2012!
and look how big my
DON'T VOTE FOR ME is!!!
I consider this more of a public service announcement. People need to realize WHY they vote!
Jude for CP! o/
help us please
spain need help in paris
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You got my vote, Jude. XD
Best Section: "Before You Vote"
~ Not enough people do this. 🙂
I'd vote for you
Lol, nice.
Hippy power!
Power to the People, right on!
What's funny is that some people will take this seriously.
i'm voting jude, i will be voting early for jude, and voting often
Lol, I love fake campaigns! Jude/no one FTW!!!
Can't wait to see you run for real.
novpmax
oh lord, another fake claim to occupy the UK...this is how it all started
and i liked your lana training pic
It is unfortunate that so many eMericans beat the war drums for the UK. I've never really gotten why there is so much animosity against them. I mean, yeah, they left eMerica after ATLANTIS broke up. But that was their decision, and they should have respected that decision, instead of automatically assuming that they'd be willing to join up.
There's been a sense of arrogance in eMerica concerning the UK for a while, both in-game and in real life. This move should not surprise anyone. Instead of antagonizing the UK, like many do the French IRL, it would have been more intelligent to at least ease relations with the UK before they decided to join PHOENIX, but oh well.
Attack the UK!!!!
voted.
Thought hippies sat on their asses at communes bitching about capitalism, not enjoying wonders of Capitalism and Free-Trade thru the Internet and on-line gaming.
lol
by saying don't vote, people will
jude knows the internet well 😛
lol 100+ votes
😛
I voted for you 😃