Greetings, peons. I'll keep today's article short, sweet and to the point. Over the course of my tenure, several people have gone out of their way
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Blessed be the fruit, peons. Today is Friday, thus, it is a day of special rewards for new and returning players! To celebrate our returning bots, players, we
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Blessed be the fruit, peons. Today's update was slightly delayed, as I took a wrong turn yesterday and ended up on a mountain. You'll be happy to know that I managed to
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Peons, I am back with another update. Before I go into other details, please remember that tomorrow is strike day. Dave will be providing food and weapons to all troops who apply [
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