Never Give Up Times - newspaper of mortalbeta

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Comments

4 • Day 1,520, 08:43 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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I'm a woman..
I push doors that clearly say PULL..
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing..
I walk into a room and forget why I was there...
I count on my fingers in math classes...
I try to accomplish things with time

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Parent - Job Description

4 • Day 1,519, 11:00 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way,
I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!

POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma

JOB DESCRIPTION :

Long term, team players needed, for challenging,
permanent work in an

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I Believe

3 • Day 1,517, 00:05 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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* I believe that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

* I believe that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

* I believe that true

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Perks of Being Over 40

2 • Day 1,516, 05:37 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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The Perks of Being 40 & Over

Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

No one expects you to run into a burning building.

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

There

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My Resignation

6 • Day 1,515, 05:52 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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My Resignation

I hereby tender my resignation as an adult.
I have decided to accept the responsibilities of an 8-year-old again.
I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a 4-star restaurant.
I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud