A fine whine - newspaper of Donovan Thomas

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An Open Letter To Chris Stanwick

40 • Day 639, 09:41 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Mr. Stanwick,

"I seriously doubt that one former American can do so alone. I do not condone hostile PTOs..." (Chris Stanwick)

I agree with your first statement, but not your implication that you are "One former American alone". You currently

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A letter left in Áras an Uachtaráin

14 • Day 639, 00:22 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Below is the letter placed within Áras an Uachtaráin by myself with the questions sent to Digits for the Presidents "Leader's Questions". I await his answers.

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Mr. President,

Submitted for your

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Holes In The Fence

15 • Day 637, 22:11 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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"If you're out of luck or out of work we could send you to Johannesburg"

The national news is ripe today with scandal; greedy quasi-eIrishmen with no remorse and no honor, former eIrishmen on the run leaving broken hearts, broken friendships and

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A Portrait of a President

8 • Day 634, 23:42 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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How many of us know Aran Tal? For noobs like me he can be as daunting as many of the local eIrish titans like TG, Patton and the elusive and oft referred to Michael Collins. Allow me to help you understand a little about our current president … read more »

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The War of Distraction

31 • Day 634, 00:21 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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On the eve of party presidential elections a coup of sorts has shot across the land well under most citizens' radar. While the good people of eIreland wage the Poetry Wars and celebrate our first eWeddings our leaders are making deals