While We Slept...

Day 749, 01:38 • Published in USA USA • by e Project Mayhem

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Click on the Battle of Kyushu to see what I mean.

While North America was snug in their beds...Battalgazi and Phoenix arrived in Kyushu. The wall, which the eUS & EDEN forces had dropped to the floor faster than the pants of a mid-life crisis banker on Wall Street with a Times Square hooker was brought right back up to over 100,000 as tho that hooker was a tranny.



Oh, we're not gay. We're transgendered hetero-challenged
cross-dressing drag...of fuggit, I'll suck yer bone for
5 bucks if you fight in Kyushu.


Colonel Sanders was seen roaming the Japanese streets of Kyushu late last night looking for some Fried Chicken. All he found was this watermelon.



Herro! Have you seen any flaming chickens around?


eUS and EDEN Forces thought they had this chicken in the bag.



Uh...I believe I ordered the large chicken breast?



Soon, the indigineous peoples of...wherever were feasting
on Colonel Sanders famous recipe of fried curry and spicy hot balls.



The KFC Bucket was left to the locals. No witnesses were
reported to have seen anything.


Colonel Sanders may have some explaining to do in the morning.



Whachamacallit...Jim Beam. Yeah, you's a gots more
Jack Daniels? Cuz I'm almost out of Johnny Walker Red.


eUS & EDEN Forces: Time to bring the flame thrower!



Fortunately, this flamethrower also comes with a handy coffee maker.



Phoenix in the morning.


Let's get it on!

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