What's a nation like you doing in a game like this?
Cromstar
A lot of people seem to be unsure or unaware of this, so I’m making the announcement now for everyone to see and read.
I am running for the highest office in the land once again!
However, instead of writing a bunch of ‘I wanna be POTUS’ articles, I’m going to come out of the gate on one of my major campaign points: fun.
I therefore issue a challenge to all my competitors in this upcoming race!
I challenge all of you, instead of running for ‘POTUS,’ to pick a title you would prefer the most to replace the tired old ‘POTUS.’ This isn’t the real world...we don’t have to keep real titles. Therefore, I’m not running for POTUS, my fellow Americans.
I want you to elect me to serve as Caesar Cromstar for an entire month!
Caesar Cromstar would work tirelessly with the Imperial Senate and other officials, such as the Roman Legions, to fight the heathen Huns hammering at our gates.
As a duly elected Caesar, I would lead the troops across the Rubicon to root out and destroy the traitor presence in the eUSA, as well as solving the ills facing our nation. I believe the nation’s leader should start taking a bigger role in helping push all the problems in the nation to the forefront, as well as finding solutions to those problems. As Caesar, that’s one of my goals.
As for our allies, a good Caesar knows his friends and his enemies. If elected as Caesar, I wholeheartedly assure you that the UK shall be referred to only by the name ‘Brutus.’ Beyond that, the fight against PHOENIX continues at home and abroad, on the battlefield and in the ballot box! The new changes to the war module will make the next month an experience all its own, and we’ll need a steep learning curve to ensure that the good guys win and Indo-Hun-Serbs go home in tears!
For now, I leave you, the public, with these parting words I use to sign-off many of my articles.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Elect Cromstar as the eUSA’s Caesar!
Comments
pertamaxxx
inb4goodluck
Now THATS a toilet!
Interesting
Damnit Pfeiffer
VOTE CROMMY!
Elect Caesar Cromstar!
We'll be supporting Lantrip
Cromstar for Caesar?
And your going to marry your sister right?
That would be acceptable if we werent the Confederacy anymore.
Seriously though, I'm more of a Trajan/Alexander the Great/Genghis Khan guy.
So unless you plan on conquering Greece and India, or leading the Golden Horde to vanquish everybody BUT the Japanese, I'm voting for myself.
I BOW TO CAESAR
lol
Good luck!
Though, as a classicist, I must remind you that Caesar led his troops across the Rubicon as an act of civil war to seize power in Rome! 🙂
I BOW TO CAESAR
nice toilet.........
Hail Caesar!
Sit vis vobiscum.
Elect Caesar Cromstar! He makes good salads!
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
It would be great if you could actually change the names.
Nice commode.
*crickets*
^ Silence, the best kind of PTH comment.
Ad Victoriam pro Cromstar!!!
Vidi. Veni.
Vini, Vidi, Poopie
Hail Caesar! Hail hard!
Krems!
Now THATS a toilet! x2
Desperate crom is desperate.
vote for crom! Sic Semper Tyrannis!
V+S
Good luck Cromstar
"7 days ago" ??!!
are you running for President, Cromstar?
SEES is backing Colin, Claire's tits are as popular as ever, and you stand on a week-old article?
America, where are you?? wake up!!