Update about Newspaper!

Day 832, 21:38 • Published in USA USA • by Marcus Patterson

Dear Readers,

I will be coming out with an article that will make your minds EXPLODE. This article will make mountains crumble, Lions roar, Zoli crap his pants. This article will make Dio Brando look like a little girl. This article will make Emerick come out of hiding and shout about how great this article will be.

So prepare, prepare to laugh your butts off, and to be so scared, that your underpants will turn brown. Yes, you know what I mean!!!

This Wednesday. You will see the greatest article ever written. For now, just take a look at Josh Frost wearing a hat:



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Sincerely,
Marcus Patterson