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Hi, Potpourri

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WANTE😨 Good woman. Must be able to clean, cook, sew, caddy, and find lost golf balls. Must have golf cart and trailer. Send photo of golf cart and trailer.


Jokes

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A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet.

"Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the Army," the general told him. "Nothing to it -- you’ll catch on again fast."

Next morning, promptly at eight o’clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general’s bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, spanked his employer’s wife on her bottom and said, "OK, sweetheart, back to the village for you."

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My ten-year-old son informed us that part of his tooth had come out. We checked and, sure enough, a piece had broken off.

Trying to lighten the moment, I asked my husband, "What do you suppose the tooth fairy gives for half a tooth?"

"Nothing", he replied, "She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

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My wife knows just how to motivate me. She'll say, "Do you want to do the dishes tonight, dear, or would you rather have a live weasel stapled to your thigh?"

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I wonder if retiring guillotine operators received a severance package ?