To The Unknown Citizens

Day 978, 19:37 Published in Israel Israel by Sam Krak
The Unknown Citizen

(To JS/07 M 378
This Marble Monument
Is Erected by the State)

He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be
One against whom there was no official complaint,
And all the reports on his conduct agree
That, in the modern sense of an old-fashioned word, he was a
saint,
For in everything he did he served the Greater Community.
Except for the War till the day he retired
He worked in a factory and never got fired,
But satisfied his employers, Fudge Motors Inc.
Yet he wasn't a scab or odd in his views,
For his Union reports that he paid his dues,
(Our report on his Union shows it was sound)
And our Social Psychology workers found
That he was popular with his mates and liked a drink.
The Press are convinced that he bought a paper every day
And that his reactions to advertisements were normal in every way.
Policies taken out in his name prove that he was fully insured,
And his Health-card shows he was once in hospital but left it cured.
Both Producers Research and High-Grade Living declare
He was fully sensible to the advantages of the Instalment Plan
And had everything necessary to the Modern Man,
A phonograph, a radio, a car and a frigidaire.
Our researchers into Public Opinion are content
That he held the proper opinions for the time of year;
When there was peace, he was for peace: when there was war, he went.
He was married and added five children to the population,
Which our Eugenist says was the right number for a parent of his
generation.
And our teachers report that he never interfered with their
education.
Was he free? Was he happy? The question is absur😛
Had anything been wrong, we should certainly have heard.



eIsrael,

Let's be honest now. The arguments, the pangs, the common trolling of everyone in everybody's articles, it has flooded eIsrael like a virus. Every article I see, every conversation I have, someone has done something wrong, malicious, or treacherous. Only a month ago were we calmly under control, with very little issue, and all was fine and dandy.

Heck if I know what happened after that. But this isn't about all the guys you hear now a days. This isn't any leadership, this is no President or Minister, or even Knesset Member. THis is about the common eIsraeli doing near nothing, 2-clicking, while eIsrael spins across their table in a frenzied and furious manner.

To the Unknown Citizen of Israel,

Hi there! Perhaps this would have been better written by one of your own, but we have what we have. With V2 now out, a chance for rebirth, new thought, and new leadership has opened wide. Never before has there been such a chance to show us what you've got.



I'd like to ask you personally, as I'm sure many of our other top leaders would like to tell you, that we would LOVE to have some fresh faces. Success can be your next oppurtunity. Just ask Dean Michaely. That guy only recently started to seriously come into the political spectrum, what, 1-2 months ago? Now he is more than likely going to be our next President. You could be next!



Now, I know that even some of you two-clickers have looked at some of the articles and seen all of the arguments befallen before us. Wouldn't it be nice for it to go away, to have a unified country? You can try leading the movement, or just participating in it, by getting a little more active. Throw down an opinion once in a while, but don't be too rash, or you'll end up being not so liked.

eRep is a wonderful thing to get really active in, especially eIsrael. Our small size makes it very simple to get noticed. Wanna try to get more noticed? Here is some stuff that could help.

National Forum: http://www.erepisrael.freeforums.org/portal.php
National Chat: www.rizon.net Channel #erepublikisrael

Besides that, you can join parties, vote (seriously, how many of you voted in these Knesset elections?) or just talk and share opinions.

I say give it your all. You only live once. Until you die and then re-login to start again.

Good Luck, and I look forward to meeting all of the new crowd!



Yours in eIsrael's hands,

Sam Krakower