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Those Pesky Voices!

Day 1,382, 10:25 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Mr. Katze

I tried going to sleep last night, but that pesky head voice came back and demanded I kill everyone Jamesw ever associated with.
I don't know, I think this is just tying in to all shrooms I took last night.

Anyway. I got an unexpected visit from his holiness Rainbowfish last night, and turns out he's not too happy. He told me if we don't pick up the slack and murder every Irish newborn within the next 96 hours he was going to personally come to everyone's house in the middle of the night and do weird things to you while you sleep. Weird, weird, things.
So I recommend that it be in the best interest of everyone to start lynching some Irish!

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