The Word on 5/8/09

Day 535, 14:42 Published in USA Romania by Donovanator

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The Good Word
~ Food prices have gone down to $1.26 (from $1.32)
~ Grain prices have gone down to $0.50 (from $0.52)
~ Gift prices have stayed the same at $2.92.
~ Gun prices have gone down to $8.44 (from $8.55)
~ Moving Ticket prices have gone down to $11.29 (from $11.99)

The Political Word
~ President of USA proposed an alliance with Greece.
~ Bosnia and Herzegovina signed an alliance with USA
~ Rhode Island was secured by USA in the war versus Ireland
~ Scrabman introduces a his May cabinet with two new positions

The Bad Word
~ House prices have gone up to $307.94 (from $272.7)
~ Gold prices have gone up to $50.098 (from $50.0😎

The Economist's Word
~ GDP: 1891.96 Gold
~ Exports: 348.50 Gold
~ Imports: 17.11 Gold
~ Inflation: -2.76 %
~ GDP per person: 0.098 Gold (from 0.095 Gold)

The Free Word
~"PM me if you want a 'Shout out' for this is where shout outs are located" -Donovanator

The Fun Word
Here are some funny quotes!

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils" ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers". - Homer Simpson

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. "

"A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay."- Demetri Martin

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally"- W.C. Fields

The Editor's Word
Dear Employees,

Our current starting subscription number is 257. I am doing my best so that way "The Word" will pay for itself- so if you are interested in an advertisement -pm me.
"The Word" has also reached international waters- (even though he didn't ask permission first, I do not mind) You can go to Singapore and find that Navy II is writing "The Singaporean Word". He has also developed a subtitle something called "The Newb Word" which we will add on as well (it includes a tip for new people every day) I will add a link to this newspaper at the bottom as long as he puts ours at the bottom.

Sincerely,
Donovanator




The Singaporean Word