The Word on 5/7/09

Day 534, 17:19 • Published in USA Romania • by Donovanator

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The Good Word
~ Grain prices have stayed the same at $0.52
~ House prices have gone down to $272.7 (from $277.75)
~ Gold prices have gone down to $50.08 (from $50.119)

The Political Word
~Switzerland signed an alliance with USA
~ India signed an alliance with USA
~ USA made a donation of 99995 USD to Congressional Budget Office.
~ President of Bosnia and Herzegovina proposed an alliance with USA.
~ Ireland attacked Rhode Island, USA


The Bad Word
~ Food prices have gone up to $1.32 (from $1.29)
~ Gift prices have gone up to $2.92 (from $2.87)
~ Gun prices have gone up to $8.55 (from $8.44)
~ Moving Ticket prices have gone up to $11.99 (from $10.10)

The Economist's Word
GDP: 1831.07 Gold (from 1949.30 Gold )
Exports: 374.13 Gold (from 396.88 Gold )
Imports: 30.69 Gold (from 183.11 Gold )
Inflation: -2.34 % (from -1.58 😵
GDP Per Person: 0.095 Gold (from 0.103 Gold)

The Free Word
~"PM me if you want a 'Shout out' for this is where shout outs are located"- Donovanator

The Fun Word
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked what the types were.

The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."

The Editor's Word
Dear Readers,

I was lucky this time to get someone to advertise on my newspaper- I gave this customer a discounted price ,but let me tell you guys that this is not to fully benefit myself- I currently pay someone to advertise my newspaper daily and the money helps pay that off.

Sincerely,
Donovanator