The Word on 5/12/09

Day 539, 17:16 • Published in USA Romania • by Donovanator

Sorry that I hadn't written "The Word" in awhile - I am having some internet problems.....should be done within the week

The Good Word
~ Grain prices have gone down to $0.47 (from $0.50)
~ Gift prices have gone down to $2.69 (from $2.92)
~ Gun prices have gone down to $8.17 (from $8.44)
~ Moving ticket prices have gone down to $10.20 (from $11.29)
~ House prices have gone down to $281.48 (from $307.94)

The Political Word
~Brazil proposed peace in the war against USA
~The President of USA proposed an alliance with Canada.
~Taxes for weapon changed
~USA signed an alliance with Greece


The Bad Word
~ Food prices have gone up to $1.31 (from $1.26)
~ Gold prices have gone up to $50.15 (from $50.09😎



The Newb Word

Tip of the Day: When you reach Level 6, you receive 5 GOLD. Consider buying a Q1 House, this will help give you an extra increase of wellness everyday (Don't forget to buy food too)

The Economist's Word
GDP: 1180.20 Gold (from 1891.96 Gold)
Exports: 102.81 Gold (from 348.50 Gold)
Imports: 6.57 Gold (from 17.11 Gold)
Inflation: 9.78 % (from -2.76 😵
GDP PerPerson: 0.059 Gold (from 0.098 Gold)

The Fun Word
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."