The Word on 2/8/09

Day 446, 16:31 • Published in USA Romania • by Donovanator
The Good Word
~ Grain prices have gone down to $0.70 (from $1.00)
~ Gift prices have gone down to $2.42 (from $3.45)
~ Gun prices have gone down to $7.35 (from $8.40)
~ Moving Ticket prices have gone down to $11.91 (from $15.75)
~ Gold prices have gone down to $70 (from $72)
~ We have the highest GDP with 2404.79 GOLD (from 1200 gold)
~ Exports have increased to 397.63 Gold (from 200 gold)
~ Imports have lowered down to 57.25 Gold (from 200 gold as well)

The Political Word
~ (As you already know) Uncle Sam has been elected president.
~ Congress has decided to transfer 31000 USD from the country accounts to US QMG Weapons.

The Bad Word
~ Food prices have gone up to $1.70 (from $1.43)
~ House prices have gone up to $350 (from $275)

The Fun Word
~A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

The Free Word
~ " THE WORD IS BACK BABY!" (copy and paste)- Donovanator
~ "VOTE UP"- Me again.