The Word on 2/12/09

Day 450, 15:02 • Published in USA Romania • by Donovanator
The Good Word
~ Grain prices have gone down to $0.65 (from $0.67)
~ House prices have gone down to $317 (from $347)
~ Gold prices are at $66.6 (from $68.7)
~ Our GDP has increased to 2697.52 Gold (from 2059.34 Gold)
~ Our exports have increased to 426.67 Gold (from 416.27 Gold)
~ Our imports have gone down to 13.96 Gold (from 64.94 Gold)

The Political Word
~ The President of Canada proposed an alliance with USA
The Bad Word
~ Food prices have gone up to $1.52 (from $1.52)
~ Gift prices have gone up to $3.26 (from $2.92)
~ Gun prices have gone up to $9.45 (from $6.82)
~ Moving ticket prices have gone up to $15.48 (from $10.33)

The Fun Word

This is something you don't want to happen to you when you visit the doctors.........

Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news.

Patient: Go with the good news first.

Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.

Patient: What?! How about the bad news?

Doctor: I forgot to call you yesterday.

Here's a second joke

A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.

"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the doctor.

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood.

But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"

"Standard pricing practice," said the doctor.

"Women's brains have to be marked down because they've actually been used."

The Free Word
~ Ok despite the ENORMOUS inflation going on today- we have actually already risen above the inflation and the average has increased on wealth (compared to gold and salaries increase.)....I hope.