The Word on 1/12/09

Day 419, 15:42 • Published in USA Romania • by Donovanator
North American University: Beta classes are half price, $10, and scheduled to begin on 1-19-09. Do it. NAU.

The Good Word
~ Gift prices have gone done to $3.53 (from $3.59)
~ Gun prices have gone down to $9.86 (from $9.99)
~ Moving Tickets prices have gone down to $17.92 ( from $1😎

The Political Word
~ Sweden lost all their German regions
~ Congress's Approval rating is 30% (I did a survey)
~ Import tax/ tariffs might be increased to 15% on guns.
~ An mpp might be signed with Sweden and Canada

The Bad Word
~ Food prices has gone up to $1.59 (from $1.56)
~ Grain prices has gone up to $0.72 (from $0.70)
~ House prices have gone up to $273 (from $221)
~ Gold prices have gone up to $71.2 (from $65)
~ Imports have DOUBLED since congress's tax change (from 3 gold to 6 gold) = D lol
~ Exports have shrunk to 339 gold (from 359 gold)
~ Our GDP has shrank down to 1579.79 gold from 2322 gold.

The Fun Word
~ Here are some funny things you can put on your answering machine-
(in the voice of John McEnroe)
You dummy! You've called while I'm OUT! Five minutes You've missed me by AT LEAST five minutes. Are you stupid or what? Can't you get anything right? You people make me sick! Leave a message and I'll call you back! BEEP.

Ring...click....(sound of loud music in background)...Hello? - just a second while I turn the stereo off (sound of person running to click off music, which gets quiet. Sound of person running back to phone) OK, sorry about that, hi there, who's this...well hi!... uh huh...yeah...well listen you're talking to a machine, so please leave a message and I'll call you back.

"Finally get an answering machine. Now how does this thing work? Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on. I wonder why it's not working right. Hmmmm, I wonder what this button does......"

"This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway." because I'm sick of people ringing the phone at 1am just so they can hear the clever messages I usually have, and then hanging up without even leaving a "like your message" message.

(Spoken in a granny voice)
"Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine. You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home. Now, shum people, dey shay dey don' like 'em, but I shay it'll shave you a lotta trouble if you jusht leave a meshage. Thanksh a lot."

"Hello. This is John's answering machine, Martin, and I'm *so* depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, yet all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep."

This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.

Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.

This is the fridge. The answering machine is on holidays so leave a message and I'll write it on one of those little bits of paper and stick it to myself.

Here is a link to Uncle Sam's funny fungasms

The Free Word
~ We are doing the lottery......RULES
1. pick a number 1-325.
2. you can use organizations.
3. Jackpot is based on number of new subscribers since today. 1 subscriber = 1 usd
4. We end today's in two days and i will announce the number , winner and jackpot.

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