The Word on 1/10/09

Day 417, 13:52 • Published in USA Romania • by Donovanator

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We Didn't gain any subscribers since 1/8/09 so the lottery jackpot wasn't worth anything.
Oh and I won't write "The Word" On Sunday,or any Sundays I need a day off once a week.......

The Good Word
~ Food Prices have gone down to $1.56 (from $1.5😎
~ Grain Prices have gone down to $0.70 (from $0.74)
~ Gift prices have gone down to $3.59 (from $3.97)
~ Moving Tickets have gone down to $18 (from $19)
~ House prices have gone down to $221 (from $283)
~ Gold prices have gone done to $65 (from $70)

The Political Word
~ Congress is about to transfer 3022 JPY from the country accounts to National USA Federal Reserve.
~ Import tax might be lowered down to 5% on houses and increased income tax to 10% (( Must I say anything? I have been saying this a hundred times.....if we ever import things only import RM such as wood so it's cheaper to produce houses and so we make our own houses and supply jobs.I disapprove of the CTPA for its low import tax........))
~ President Justinous has revealed his Cabinet [url=http://http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-cabinet-and-more-first-days-in-office--719781/1]here[/url]
~Germanic Revolts have broken out in Sweden

The Bad Word
~ Gun prices have gone up to $9.99 (from $9.59)

The Fun Word
Here are some words that my friends and i use. That if spread around enough -could be added to the dictionary.

1. PARISITE
noun. Annoying, constant hanger-on to a celebrity.

2. INEPOTISM
noun. An inept person hired because they are related.

3. CARPERPETUATION
noun. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

4. DISCONFECT
verb. To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

5. NINTENDOZE
noun. Falling asleep during a gaming marathon

6. ELBONICS
noun. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

7. PROCRASCELATOR
noun. A person who instantly pauses at the end of a running escalator, because arriving on a different floor is a huge mental challenge.

8. CRAPTASTIC
adj. Anything so bad it's actually great.

9. LACTOMANGULATION
noun. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

10. DEJAFOOD
noun. Leftovers

11. PEPPIER
noun. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.

12. PHONESIA
noun. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

13. FLOORDROBE
noun. Where people keep their clothes when they can't be bothered to put them away.

14. PUPKUS
noun. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

15. TELECRASTINATION
noun. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

16. CYBERCHONDRIAC
noun. A person who reads symptoms of illnesses on internet health sites and then begins to believe they're sick.

17. FRIENDVY
noun. Envy over how many friends someone has on social networking sites.

18. AQUADEXTROUS
adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

19. IGNORANUS
noun. A person who's both stupid and an arsehole.

20. FOREPLOY
noun. Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

21. CHILLAX
action.To relax and chill. More higher than chill and relax. A sober mellow.

22. GEEBO
noun/adj. A dumb, stupid, odd ,retarded ,or gay person. (an insult.
The two I use all the time are Chillax and Geebo Do you have any to add?


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