The Unity Party: Unity Enterprises
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by The Unity Party
Dear readers,
I am writing this article today to spread the knowledge of a new political based corporation called Unity Enterprises. This is an officially endorsed TUP Corporation created by the party for the party.
How is it run?
The 'owner' of Unity Enterprises is The Unity Party - there are no shares, no individual entity does, can or ever will be able to own Unity Enterprises in any form.
However, a corporation needs leadership and this has been done in such a way as to ensure the best possible running of Unity Enterprises. It is run by mainly the Party Leader at the time so as each Leader passes as does their control of the corporation. However, it is not only the Party Leader that gets to decide things, a new position of Company Director was created within the ranks of The Council Of Unity yesterday. This position is to be appointed by the Party Leader and so Iain Keers gave this opportunity to Squiddy due to his experience both within the political and TUP world but also in the corporate world; as Managing Director of Zycon Industries.
What are our goals?
Our goals are simple. To create jobs; primarily for TUP members, but there are no restrictions as to who can and cannot work at Unity Enterprises, and a source of income for The Unity Party. With a solid source of income, TUP can look forward to a much more promising future, allowing many a posibility to come true. After all, money is what makes the world go round.
Special thanks to the following who have donated and helped make Unity Enterprises what it is today:
John Forseti - 2.5G
Eadie - 10G
Sir Graystar - 23G
wallyboy444 - 8G
Iain Keers - 10G
Squiddy - 9G & £300
Captain Badass - 5G
Stefan1992 - 3G
Not only do we now provide jobs for our party members, we will also help each employee to become better citizens and better politicians. Any questions may be directed to our organisation: The Unity Party - to which any and all questions will be answered as fast as possible.
All new employes receive a welcome message, and will as stated before, be provided with the knowledge and opportunities required to make it big in the eUK.
Just to let you know, we are still looking for 5 more employees in our Q2 Food Company; TUP Cake Shop, selling of course our world famous TUP Cake - the best a man can get.
Thank you all for reading, I hope to see some new applicants soon!
Regards,
Company Director - Squiddy.
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So, this is like the People's Commune and LSD Industries? The UKRP should start one... 😃
"political based corporation"
Stopped reading here
""political based corporation"
Stopped reading here"
You missed the jokes and the porn 🙁
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Another stupid idea from TUP, we already have enough jobs, this is just to make money.
Frank, what have you contributed to society lately? Apart from your comments on articles based on prejudice and a total lack of knowledge?
Iain.. don't mess with this guy. He's 24 days old. He will destroy you with his intense levels of knowledge and wisdom.
LOL
Nice. Let's hope it's successful.
Also, lol.
"Another stupid idea from TUP, we already have enough jobs, this is just to make money."
So it was also a stupid idea by some of the other parties then as well?
Hey, I probably should have donated some gold to that....
*Digs through pockets*
Does 2 NOK sound like a good donation? 😛
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24 days experiance which i havent made a complete balls up of, unlike your government.
and i have contributed to society by distributing money and goods to the less well off through the SE, writing excellent political analysis in my newspaper and contributing to debate on the world forums.
Frank, please learn that it is not a TUP government. I'm just the CP who happens to be from TUP. Most ministers are not from TUP.
You were the one responsible for the balls up. Case rested and closed.
Most ministries? Well MoF, MoT, MoW are all TUP. Any others? Oh and Frank, your opinions matter to us in the UK Reform party, however they do know what they are talking about so maybe it would be best to let the matter drop. What you are doing for the SE is great and we welcome that sort of person into the UKRP!
thanks
IndieKid
I hardly call your political commentary exactly excellent... If you'd just state that you actually are biased, then it would be better. But pretending you're unbiased isn't really helping anything. Plus, if you did your research, you'd realize that the HoL debate isn't really new, or pressing. People have wanted reform since the moment it began. If anyone really wanted to change it, it would be changed by now.
people do, but unfortunately idiots like you keep them down with your stupid comments. My commentary was over the BOYCOTT, not the debate.Read things carefully before making judgements.
Frank it's always easy to spot idiots both in real life and on the internet. It's usually the first person to start throwing insults when an argument isn't going their way.
ironically, its usually people from your government....scroll up.
Why is making money a stupid idea?
On a topic more relevant to the article, hear hear a good step forward for the Unity Party.