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The UK Military

Day 827, 22:05 • Published in United Kingdom USA

• by Turd Fergusen

Seriously guys. If your mobile forces can't out damage Ireland, a country 1/8th the size of you, with less tanks, and less money, you know there is a problem.

Next time. Go cry to Serbia for help or something. XD

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-first-battle-for-belfast-final-stats-1220523/1/20

Here are some tips about how to improve you're military. I'm sure you'll find it useful!

1. Give out guns. Guns increase damage. (Seriously, do you guys use guns?)
2. Give out orders to your troops. 😛
3. Roll calls to check for activity.
4. Military companies. Produce your own weapons for free as well as actually using them?? OMG!
5. WTF is up with your Ranking system? Its f*cked up.
6. Navy is retarded. Also there are no naval battles in this game and never will. Go figure. 😛
7. Testicles. That is all.

Comments

deerslayer77 Day 827, 22:06

First \o/

lovric505 Day 827, 22:06

😃

Turd Fergusen Day 827, 22:07

Yes I know. Fail troll, Americans are fat, pig disgusting, amerifail fail, stupid Americans, ect. Be original in your comebacks please 😉

Joey Jackson Day 827, 22:08

Testicles. That IS all.

Andy Dufresne Day 827, 22:10

Thumbs up

Michael IIII Day 827, 22:10

LOL, this is hilarious. haha You should have said this,

"Use guns. Guns increase damage. (Did you guys know that?)" lol

Free The Oompa Loompa's Day 827, 22:18

Since we are done killing Redcoats, lets laugh at them! XD

Horice G Fossil Day 827, 23:47

It's not over till the fat lady sings !

Not singing are you Turd ?

Horice 😛

Dylanb9216 Day 827, 23:57

\o/

James Ferrin Day 827, 23:59

lmao, amen

Booleus Day 828, 00:51

down with the eUK!!!

The Norfolk Day 828, 05:38

200k for our mobile forces is pretty decent considering a few months back thats what our whole country did along with our military. And i highly doubt Ireland can do 300k a day, everyday. See you in the next battle.

Turd Fergusen Day 828, 07:11

140K George. The US Marines do almost as much as that in a typical battle Don't be giving yourselves the benefit of the doubt. The UK does an average of about 350K a day. Ireland almost beat that and they have a lot more money saved up. Remember Ireland never had to spend any money during all those wars. They are all probably loaded with cash!

Padraig_Pearse Day 828, 07:24

o7

"They have nothing in their whole imperial arsenal that can break the spirit of one Irishman who doesn't want to be broken. "

\o/ Victory

Padraig_Pearse Day 828, 07:25

And voted very hard, very very hard

Nithraldur Day 828, 07:40

7. Testicles

You bet. You damn right bet.

FatherlandLegion Day 828, 07:43

Our homeguard can probably do more damage than the entire UK...

Voted, already subbed, ready to see more fail.

Alecian Day 828, 08:25

Best: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/top-10-reasons-why-uk-military-can-t-win-a-battle1-959122/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/top-[..]/1/20

Andy Mawd Day 828, 09:16

Your right... so how did the Invasion go you know the one where you where going to Crush the eUK the one you had spent a year building up to... oh right yeah thats it, you failed.

*snicker* Okay folks yep Ireland with the help of many nations has held us off for a few days through massive tanking. You think they can keep that up *snicker* They can't.

Horice G Fossil Day 828, 10:21

How was Japan ?

Horice 🙂

Turd Fergusen Day 828, 11:13

@Horice and Andy
How was Norway? How was Canada? How was Sweden? How was sitting on your ass for 6 months, doing nothing? All FAILS. And just to let you know, the UK is a joke in eUS. If we wanted to waste the time and the money, London would have fallen eventually. The UK was the one to "say uncle" and propose peace, and when a country surrenders, it usually means they lost. Good try though lol.

l1l1Rayl1l1 Day 828, 11:19

Andy, you signed a Peace treaty in fear of the final blow. The EDEN invasion went perfectly.

Horice G Fossil Day 828, 13:31

You can sing now Turd 😛

Horice \o/

The Norfolk Day 828, 15:17

Andy was right it seems 🙂

looks like our military is pretty decent after all 😛

We all get bye with a little help from our friends 🙂

Turd Fergusen Day 828, 15:27

George, lol it wasn't the UK military that won this battle. If you think it was, then you are retarded. It does seems you took my advice and cried to Serbia and Hungary for help. XD We'll see when the stats come out but I'm pretty confident Ireland outdamaged you again. Also, good job pissing off Ireland, they are talking about joining EDEN now.